About Us

The Republic of Dalmatia is a banana-shaped island nation located in the center of the northern Pacific Ocean. The island is comprised of over 150,000 square miles of beautiful dog country that ranges from sun kissed sandy beaches to arid desert to snow-capped mountain peaks. Whatever your preference for climate and terrain, you can rest assured that your canine friend is welcome too!

The 30 million citizens of the ROD are currently undergoing a bit of an identity crisis. Written records and family histories suggested that the ROD was originally settled by Central Europeans and Native North Americans. As a nation, we were proud of our Germanic and American Indian heritage. But recent DNA results from Ancestry.com have returned indicating that we are overwhelmingly of Irish and Scandinavian descent.

The capital of the ROD is Erinsburg, located in the fertile central valley. We have a robust agricultural industry, as well as high-tech manufacturing and entertainment. We produce much of our own military equipment under license from the United States. And some hardware, like our two new Iowa class battleships, were designed by simply updating blueprints that we found on the internet.